In addition to being a Halloween celebration, the Tampa Tanners Spooky Spanktacular was also a birthday party for Shy. I'm not sure if such a scary party is appropriate to celebrate another year in a person's life, but it seemed to work alright.
Naturally, we had a cake for the occasion, though we needed a spare pair of hands to watch over it until shy arrived. We were actually afraid that Shy might not make it to the party, but we made a few threats to get her to come. For starters, we said that we'd take the Hello Kitty decorations on the cake and make nooses to hang them. That seemed to be sufficient motivation to get the girl to show up, so threats really do work.
Our main reason for having her there, of course, was to beat her ass. Birthdays provide an excellent excuse for this, so we don't have to come up with something on the fly. On the downside, birthdays only come around once each year, so you have to really make them count. Fortunately, I had just the paddle for the job.
After each person gave Shy her birthday swats, they then took a red pen and signed their name on her backside. Even the bottoms took advantage of this, so you know that Cookie was in line.
I don't know why everyone else used such nice implements on her. I personally believe that bigger is better. Even Todd went easy on her, though. It's such a shame.
When it was all said and done, though, Shy's bottom was covered in red marks. Unfortunately, these were pen marks, and not the paddle marks that she deserved. Still, this is about as marked as I've ever seen her bottom.
Now, I shall forever associate Halloween with Shy's birthday. Now, that's scary.
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